Jokes for the Week Ending March 22, 2002

Golf Lessons


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A foursome is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it and hacks it another 10 feet. She looks up at the men, who are watching, and says apologetically: "I guess all those f---ing lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "Now, you see, that's your problem. You should have taken golf lessons instead."


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