Jokes for the Week Ending May 10, 2002

Yard Sale


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A man, walking down the street, passed by the Shady Grove Retirement Home. He noticed that there were six old ladies lying in the sun out on the front lawn. As he got closer he realized that they were all naked. Somewhat flustered and more than a little curious, he mounted the front steps of the home, rang the bell, and asked for the administrator. When the administrator appeared, the following conversation ensued:

Man:Do you know that there are six old ladies lying out on you front lawn?
Admin:  Yes
Man:Do you know that they are all stark naked?
Admin:Yes
Man:Why?
Admin:This is a home for retired prostitutes and we're having a yard sale.

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